The Multitalented Edo born comedian Edobor Charles also known as Edo Charles has released a report of what went down as a result of last year's Val..
Please read the report below and tell me if you are in agreement with him.
(1) Engagements .........12%.
(2) Heartbreaks ........92%.
(3) Wife caught cheating ........79%.
(4) Husband caught cheating .......78%.
(5) Condom sales ........N17m.
(6) Fast food sales ........N105m.
(7) Visit to Motherless Babys' Homes,prisoners/cells,beggars/destitutes .........2%.
(8) Night club sales........ N525m.
(9) Joint& Cool Spot sales.....N58m.
(10) Girls in hospital over Love.......482,631.
(11) Boys in hospital over Love.........397,506
(12) Girls arrested for fighting over Boys.......33,876.
(13) Boys arrested for fighting over Girls....... 66,405.
(14) Wives beating husbands in public.......804.
(15) Husbands beating wives in public...........1,209.
(16) Exchange of boxers for BB/Tecno/Money For Brazillan Hair........4m.
(17) Divorce........ 557.
(18) Pregnancy .........39,572.
(19) Number of switched off phones on Feb 14......125m.
(20) HIV/AIDS........203.
Play cool and safe......Don't be a Victim!
STAY TUNED FOR THIS YEAR'S REPORT AFTER THE VAL.
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